Gardenscapes Game Mobile Ad Literally Has Nothing To Do With Actual Game

The Gardenscapes mobile game is in the matching/puzzle game genre.  It lets users play through a garden themed puzzle. Now that seems pretty norma, right?  I mean the description online says:   “Embark on an adventurous journey: beat match-3 levels, restore and decorate different areas in the garden.”But the Gardenscapes mobile ad free version is completely unlike anything you would expect.  

Gardenscapes mobile ad shows a gameplay version that, literally, has nothing to do with the actual gameplay.

So you’re surfing the internet and you see the Gardenscapes mobile ad. It seems like your a-typical mobile ad.  You see the main character.  He seems a little drunk, but hey maybe you are too. So you do what any moderately drunk person does; you click on it.

Gardenscapes mobile ad beginning
Image via my phone screenshot

The game starts with these two characters stranded in the middle of the ocean fighting for their lives.  What the heck!  I thought that this was a game about gardening?

This strange mobile game ad
Image via my iphone screenshot

So you have three options here.  The only sane option seems to be the rock, so you click on it.

What does this mobile game ad have to do with gardning?
via my phones screenshot

Thank God that the rock turns into an island.  But instantly the Gardenscapes mobile ad throws us another fast ball.  The Butler character is dying of dehydration…or…something.  He keels over and collapses.

Gardenscape mobile game ad
via my phones screenshot

You have to act fast.  So you choose the water, you think: Hey man cool down.

Gardening game
via my phones screenshot

He seems to recover quickly. But now his island mate seems to get heat exhaustion.

So you think to yourself, “I got this.” You click on the umbrella.

The problem of shade is solved.  That is until a Great White Shark comes along.

So you choose the boat. Maybe that will be the right pick to get away from the shark.

Apparently that was the wrong thing to choose!

It’s game over from there Gardenscape.

 But I mean, seriously.  Gardenscapes mobile ad goes completely off the rocker.

If I showed you the game above would you ever think to yourself: Gardenscapes? Tell me please! I am still trying to figure out.  Seriously, what the hell does being stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean have to do with gardening?

Gardenscapes puzzle game ad
Via Apple

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Written by Burrito Mussolini

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