During a town hall meeting with AOC a woman stood up and shouted ‘we’ve got to eat babies to solve the climate crisis.’
A town hall was held in Queens New York recently with Freshman congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. All seemed dandy. That is until a woman from the crowd stood up and said something nobody expected to hear. She ranted for a good long minute and shocked everyone when she said this: ‘We’re not going to be here for much longer because of the climate crisis! We only have a few months left! I love that you support the Green Deal but getting rid of fossil fuel is not going to solve the problem fast enough.’
The general vibe of the assembly was that of the following: waiting for the hammer to hit (which it never did). They were waiting for the woman to give off some clear sign of trolling. But the woman didn’t flinch, she didn’t back down. AOC watched in horror as the woman took off her sweater to show shirt underneath that said: ‘Save the planet, eat the children.’
Now clearly the woman is off of her rocker. Let’s not let this speak to AOC’s constituency as a whole. We have a lot of questions though, because this situation was so surreal. So here is what we found out:
The “Eat Babies” lady was a massive stunt by the fringe political group Lyndon LaRouche PAC
The whole call to the Jonathan Swift satirical essay was based off of the same notion concerning the Irish. As for Larouche their tom foolery started an online battle between AOC, Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump. It may not have been a battle but more of a light skirmish.
The Great Twitter Battle of Eat the Babies
After the televised media released the footage there was a dead silence on social media. It was the silence before the battle. The right-wing was the first to make the aggressive move. Donald Trump Jr. Picked up the video and commented, ‘Looks like the normal AOC supporter to me.’
Trump retweeted: “AOC is a Wack Job” to which AOC replied , ‘Better than being a criminal who betrays his country.’
Finally Bernie Sanders flew in out of the blue and tweeted, ‘It’s going to be a real pleasure defeating you.’
After the dust had cleared we’d all thought the battle was over…
Then then Twitter erupted in a baby to baby meme tweet fiasco. We ventured forth to choose some of our top favorite tweets:
All the babies in the town hall be like…
— Being Libertarian (@beinlibertarian) October 4, 2019
— John Blackout (@ReigningBrain) October 4, 2019
— Joe Ferrari (@JoeTalksBack) October 4, 2019
— broken_sniper (@skt_shadow) October 4, 2019
— thecultmachine (@thecultmachine) October 4, 2019
— Josh (@JoshManMode) October 4, 2019
The Larouche movement wins the eat the babies war.
So the plan by the Larouchies worked. They played up the operation of chaos in order to stir the pot a little bit, sit back and watch. Some of their wacky beliefs include.
- The belief that the Queen controls the drug trade
- Prince Phillip wants to start WW3
- Bertrand Russel used the Beatles as part of a secret British psychic war against the United States.
- Enemies of the green movement